GoldenDreams

I don't really know how to start this off. I'm pretty short at 5'9" and pretty thick, right about 205lbs. Definitely not what you'd call skinny or fat. I'm a pretty shy person at first, some might take that for me disinterested in those around me. That's not so, I'm just wary of what I say, as my humor tends to be towards the Bill Burr/Louis CK end of the spectrum, nothing is held sacred (not that I'm nearly as funny as either of them.)

What I'm looking for is someone to help to break me out of my shell. Whether experienced or not, someone who is patient and can deal with a bit of initial awkwardness is what I'm after. Past experiences have taught me that once the clothes are on the floor, awkwardness and shyness have no meaning.

There's a lot of things I'm interested in, all of which I have selected down below. None of which I've tried. Except butt stuff. That I've tried on my own. I surprised myself, I love it.

So shoot me a message if you're in the area. I'll be putting pics up soon no doubt.

Camping, Hiking, Skiing/Snowboarding, Video Games,