GoldenShowerDefense

I have always wanted to fail a drug test at work, and use the Golden Shower Defense.
The HR person where I work is such a prude, that if I were to fail, I would tell
her I met a girl the night before and took her home. Then we proceeded to have
a rousing time which included her peeing in my mouth, which means that you are actually
testing her urine, and not mine. I would like to see if this would work.

But anyway, I am a guy who loves the idea of shit and piss play.
Having a woman totally let loose and cover me with her waste then gets messy with me
turns me into a diamondcutter. I truely love licking clean a shit covered pussy, weather
It is her, or my shit.

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