Scotpee

Just the usual international sporting hero and sex god, my opinion is sought around the world by monarchies, presidents and prime ministers. At present I am very active in guiding Pops Leo through the turbulent days of the beginning of his pontificate and I have a watching brief on Prince William as he tries to negotiate his way through the storm left by his uncle Andrew. I once escaped a band of Somalian pirates armed only with a sharpened HB pencil, freeing several hostages in the process. For this i was offered the George Cross, but turned it down on the basis that a gentleman does not like to seem boastful.

Screwing, anal, rimming, watersports, cybersex, sexting, writing srotic poetry and prose, threesomes or more.