gassy_dude

I love seeing and hearing a woman let out gas from either end, though more into farts than burps. Is it because it's unexpected? Unusual? Typically in the media, pop culture etc it's the males that get that type of humor. Could it do with the 'taboo' factor? “girls don't do that!” Or maybe the intimacy / openess of it? I would like a woman to be comfortable enough around me to be able to do that. That's why ladies get gas pains – they hold their gas in, rather than letting it out. I'd love to go out to a pub with a woman andafterwards hear her let out a big beer-induced burp.

I also enjoy farts in a sexual, non-dominance or degrading way. Nothing turns me on faster than having a woman on my lap, letting one out. Or not 'holding back' during other intimate activities.

I also enjoy being 'teased' about it - “I made that chili a bit too spicy....I think it's affecting me ;)” , “so my friend __ just had the best fart.” or “I just had the biggest fart ever!”

My fav are long, slow, deep ones. I also love hearing echo toilet farts.

Pooping

First off, I'm not into “scat” or anything extreme. It may be classified as “efro.” I enjoy hearing and seeing women pooping on the toilet. Most likely the same reasons as why I've got a farting fetish as well. There's a few factors that arouse me about it:

1) the state of undress. We need to get undressed to some degree to use the toilet

2) The sounds of relief are sexy. Hearing the sighs and moans some women make are very close to sex noises. I also enjoy hearing the bowel movement itself

3) Pooping is 'different' than peeing. With peeing, there isn't much variety – it's liquid, and various shades of yellow. Oh, and the amount may differ. With poop, it's a lot more varied, and the thought of knowing what a sexy lady produces is hot to me, as is wondering.

Like with farts, I also enjoy being teased. Things like “I've got to go so badly...” , “There was a woman in the stall next to me pooping, but she sounded like she was having an orgasm.”