laydepleaser

laydepleaser

Just a Kinky male that has or would do most anything but scat.
Look at my photos and almost a thousand videos.
My dressing stopped about seven years ago.

Most of the videos I post are less than 7 minutes long. I must have ADD. I fast forward if it is too long.




SIX FOOT LONG ASSHOLE
While I was driving down the road the other day, (going a little
faster than I should have) I passed under a bridge only to see a
copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper
pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk, asked:"Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work".

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher", I responded.

The copper was surprised and confused "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well" I said, " I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
work side to side until I get my other hand in, and then I slowly
start to stretch the hole, until it's about six feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied," You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge....."




50 Shades of Black
Author Walter Mosley's "The Killing of Johnny Fry" makes "50 shades of Grey" look and sound tame.
His protagonist, 45-year-old translator Cordell Carmel, considers himself lucky that girlfriend Joelle is so undemanding that they spend only one night a week together. Stopping by Joelle's apartment unannounced one day, he discovers her with another man, aspiring musician Johnny Fry. That night, Cordell buys his first X-rated DVD and begins a journey of sexual self-discovery. Watching The Myth of Sisypha, the vividly described adult film he has purchased, opens Cordell's eyes to a world of sex and power, pleasure and pain. He explores his renewed sexual energy with a young photographer he's helping, an attractive neighbor, a French student he meets on the subway, and Sisypha herself. Mosley's decision to subtitle the book "a sexistenial novel" implies a more philosophical approach to sexuality than the gratuitous sexual episodes described here.


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