In the jungle no one can hear you scream
He always hated being beaten by a girl
Its important to protect the gene pool
An Irish girl never said...
When you realise hes twice as thick as your husband
My friend recommended a nutritional breakfast
Wearing a bikini top would be a crime against nature
If my little bulge turns you on then maybe you’re a bit gay
I love to watch as she fucks the cum out of your tiny cock
You see honey, it’s called girth
I know honey. I bought the wrong size, it’s way too big for you
Biology practical was never the boys’ strongest subject
You can cum on the soles of my feet
Creamy treat for my house husband
Let’s compare cock bulges little guy
Let’s just say I grew up fast heh