The bitch smells like a sewer

yeah, we all love pee in our faces , so what...

I want to adopt the Gokkum girl

My mate's wife was a real slut and a beach bum when she was younger. She used to travel around the beach surf life saving clubs and would visit one that wa having a piss up (usually a beer and prawn night with a stripper who got gang banged later. She would do a strip and then take on the crowd. After a few hours the guys were too pissed to fuck but were full of beer and she would be the urinal for the night. She didn't mind it and she earnt enough to keep her in a nice little flat, drive a reasonably late model beetle and spend the week surfing and laying on teh beach. We were all earning about $20-25 at the time. She charged $50 for the strip and gang bang and an extra $25 for the urinal duty. If she got enough tips, she would do disgusting things like drinking the guys piss, gargling it, sitting on beer bottles, taking a piss enema, etc. She didn't mind it and said that she would drink piss until they had been drinking for a few hours and she reckoned the piss was that dilute the taste was almost neutral. She normally earnt $100 for the night and she said she probably would have done it for fre, but one club offered her money and she ended up doing this every weekend for several years until she met my mate and got married. They kept doing it until they managed to buy a house. Nice normal girl next door type with a severe twinkle in her eye. I would have loved to marry her, she'd still be doing urinal duties.

Neat!!!

Actually, I bet she smells absolutely wonderful ... :D