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"George..?"
"Yes, Mabel, what's up?"
It's that new garden feature that yiu brought home.."
"Yeah...what about it Mabel ? I'm kinda busy right now working on the plumbing"
"Well...you DID say that you got it in Walmart, didn't you, George"
"Yeah, that's right, honey. Found it in the bargain corner in the DIY section. Why ?"
"Well, I mean...is it supposed to work like that ? Maybe it's got a leak somewhere.."
"Dammit, Mabel ! I'm in the middle of sorting the pipes that go to it right now. Ouch! Fuck ! I've just bust my nut errr...I mean 'spanner' ! For chrissakes, Mabel, I need to get this thing fixed or you'll be compaining all day about the bloody leak !"
"But it's gonna flood the Geraniums if you don't hurry up, George ! Quick ! Come see what I mean, man !"
"I am, Mabel"
"You're not even listening to a word I say, George. Come here this instant or you and I are gonna be having a fall out !"
"I AM coming, Mabel ....honest I am ....by the fuckin' bucketload !" :)