Eating my lodgers baked beans poo in dirty pants and out of toilet behind wife's back I shit and piss her knickers on the landing then stick them to the wall so I have to clean it up off of the light switch my lodger poo smells on the landing and I sniff at the door and eat what's left times I spew it up down myself and shit too throwing it around the bathroom my wife doesn't know I suck lodger unwashed paste from his pisser on a night either he pulls my hair knowing its a toupee so it comes off and he will tease me and throw it in the toilet I will pretend cry and try to rescue it but he will shit on it stinky eggy runny poo we eat beans and beans taste good as poo you can see the shapes and eat breakfast again with an extra egg my wife blocks the toilet so I will say I will sort it but I am playing with it and throwing it around the bathroom and putting bits into her food so she eats again not knowing I have saved her biggest turd inside a condom under the floor board to mature I have often tied poo in bags to fireworks and shit under christmas trees to celebrate the seasons I can work but choose not too haha
Interests
Suffering on my lodgers dirty filled underpants secretly enjoying it while the wife away at work or out with friends. Eating out of the toilet and then drinking bottled piss on the landing in my wife's night dress often using her knickers as tissue then sticking it to the wall
Pushed out a fart and shit out a poo the size of a malteaser in tesco shook it out my trousers and kicked it under the shelves got to checkout and stared the woman whilst I did a sly fart whilst paying her ha then walked away to the car
I had a deliberately sprayed a massive creamy shit from my bean hole blast onto the toilet lid floor and cubicle walls in tesco I smeared it everywhere inside the cubicle with toilet paper which blocked the toilet too so was happy with that and did my shopping fuck em let em enjoy cleaning it as much as I enjoyed making it
Farted in a packed cafe today too 4 times nobody said anything even when my arse was table and meal height as I walked inbetween tables farting with 3 strides haha this old lady eye balled me though but if she started I'd have bopped her one
Sniffing my lodgers stained boxers yellow at the front green brown stained at the back so im wanking on the landing with the curtains open into a tin of beans under my moon pie incase I shit out a poo
Wife in bed me and lodger drinking piss and wig shaming me wearing studded leathers under a blanket I am rimming him dirty dry smears crumble away from his pulsing moon pie
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