puppetmast

Dirty baked beans on toast poo underpants

United Kingdom
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Lid sinds 16-10-2023, Actief Nauwelijks

Gratis lid
Naam

Eric

Geslacht

Man

Leeftijd

51

Etniciteit

Kaukasisch

Postuur

Mollig

Lengte

194cm

Gewicht

-

  Op zoek naar

Mannen, Mannen (TG), Vrouwen, Vrouwen (TG), Transvrouw

  Eigenschappen

Haarlengte Niet gespecificeerd
Haarkleur Zwart
Oogkleur Niet gespecificeerd
Bril Niet opgegeven
Tatoeages Nee
Piercings Nee
Baard Niet opgegeven
Snor Niet opgegeven
Schaamhaar Ja
Borsthaar Niet opgegeven
Penisgrootte Niet gespecificeerd
Besneden Niet opgegeven

  Ik vind leuk

Seks met mannen
Seks met vrouwen
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Seks met mannen (TG)
Seks met vrouwen (TG)
Trio
Gangbang
Zoenen
Handwerk
Oraal
Anaal
Rimming
Plasseks
Scat

  Beschrijving

Eating my lodgers baked beans poo in dirty pants and out of toilet behind wife's back I shit and piss her knickers on the landing then stick them to the wall so I have to clean it up off of the light switch my lodger poo smells on the landing and I sniff at the door and eat what's left times I spew it up down myself and shit too throwing it around the bathroom my wife doesn't know I suck lodger unwashed paste from his pisser on a night either he pulls my hair knowing its a toupee so it comes off and he will tease me and throw it in the toilet I will pretend cry and try to rescue it but he will shit on it stinky eggy runny poo we eat beans and beans taste good as poo you can see the shapes and eat breakfast again with an extra egg my wife blocks the toilet so I will say I will sort it but I am playing with it and throwing it around the bathroom and putting bits into her food so she eats again not knowing I have saved her biggest turd inside a condom under the floor board to mature I have often tied poo in bags to fireworks and shit under christmas trees to celebrate the seasons I can work but choose not too haha

  Interesses

Suffering on my lodgers dirty filled underpants secretly enjoying it while the wife away at work or out with friends. Eating out of the toilet and then drinking bottled piss on the landing in my wife's night dress often using her knickers as tissue then sticking it to the wall

Foto's

Caught sniffing dirty boxers
100%
Farted in tesco

Commentaren (17)

puppetmast schreef 4 maanden geleden

Fiddling with myself on the landing

puppetmast schreef 4 maanden geleden

Just thrown a huge turd in a condom over the back garden fence into someone garden ha i enjoyed grunting that one out sniffing at my lodgers stains

puppetmast schreef 4 maanden geleden

Pushed out a fart and shit out a poo the size of a malteaser in tesco shook it out my trousers and kicked it under the shelves got to checkout and stared the woman whilst I did a sly fart whilst paying her ha then walked away to the car

puppetmast schreef 4 maanden geleden

I had a deliberately sprayed a massive creamy shit from my bean hole blast onto the toilet lid floor and cubicle walls in tesco I smeared it everywhere inside the cubicle with toilet paper which blocked the toilet too so was happy with that and did my shopping fuck em let em enjoy cleaning it as much as I enjoyed making it

puppetmast schreef 5 maanden geleden

Have hidden another wanked off turd inside a sock under the floorboard beside the bedside cabinet

puppetmast schreef 6 maanden geleden

Farted in a packed cafe today too 4 times nobody said anything even when my arse was table and meal height as I walked inbetween tables farting with 3 strides haha this old lady eye balled me though but if she started I'd have bopped her one

puppetmast schreef 6 maanden geleden

Sniffing my lodgers stained boxers yellow at the front green brown stained at the back so im wanking on the landing with the curtains open into a tin of beans under my moon pie incase I shit out a poo

puppetmast schreef 6 maanden geleden

Just put a large poo inside a pringles container and put it in some trolley outside co-op for food donations haha

puppetmast schreef 6 maanden geleden

Shit a loose pile onto a turkey dinner on holiday too

puppetmast schreef 6 maanden geleden

Wife in bed me and lodger drinking piss and wig shaming me wearing studded leathers under a blanket I am rimming him dirty dry smears crumble away from his pulsing moon pie

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