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And in today's news....the Government Minister for Housing released details of the latest "Homes for Ukraine" strategy, as the current scheme is being scrapped. In the press release, the spokesman told journalists : "At great expense, we are providing additional funding for the development of Single-Occupancy housing units. Although it is primarily intended for single tenants, we felt that it would be financially prudent and also a bit more environmentally friendly if, at the design stage, we took account of possible future requirements and included the potential for easily constructed extension, so that we can continue to provide a safe place for refugees in the event of unforeseen additional housing being required. In order to minimise the costs involved, we decided not to bother with building walls - opting instead to just have a roof. It's all very clever stuff, you know. We are particularly proud of this innovative design approach, as it will effectively allow us to just tell our own indigenous homeless to fuck right off, we don't give a fuck about you" ... A spokesman for yer man Zelensky welcomed the initiative, revealing that "Mr. Z has expressed a personal interest in acquiring 1000 of these new housing units for personal use but currently he is not in a position to commit any money as yet but just as soon as Joe Bedpan coughs up the next 100 Billion dollars he will be in touch with Downing Street. Meantime, any chance of a few quid for Mrs. Z's next Paris shopping trip which is coming up in a couple of weeks ? " :)